Being on his hands and knees bringing up his breakfast meant that our would-be poet wasn’t party to
the countercharge of von Krütchwärmer’s Dragoons that saw off the remaining Gelderland horse (below).
Still groaning inconsolably Gangulphus also missed the menacing appearance of Gelderland Jägers
who seemed poised to rush forward and wreak havoc with the tail end of the convoy but then
another wave of nausea ensured he was unable to witness the stirring sight of the dragoons making
pretty short work of them too.
Lightheaded, Gangulphus staggered to his feet and shakily began the sisyphean task of gathering
his sheep into something approaching a flock. Just as he began to feel that he was getting
somewhere they scattered yet again as he became aware of an ominous rumble. To his right across
the fields a magnificent and terrifying sight hove into view as gaudily caparisoned Gelderland
cavalry first trotted then cantered toward the head of the convoy where Fenwickian sergeants, red
of face and loud of obscenity, desperately berated their men into some semblance of order with
which to meet the onrush.
(Below) Our poet stood openmouthed at the magnificent, awful sight; surely nothing could stop the now galloping wall of horseflesh and metal from wreaking bloody death upon the hapless Imperial infantry?
But Gangulphus had, unsurprisingly, overlooked the presence of Antondekk’s Jägers lining the hedge and despite their casual attitude to military discipline and personal hygiene their fire emptied a number of saddles as the cavalry swept past only to be met with a telling volley from the brown-pantalooned infantry to their front.
More saddles emptied, in fact enough that the
Gelderlander cavalry decided that they weren’t really that interested in the convoy after all. As
they departed the field the Fenwickians drew a sigh of relief, cleaned themselves up and
Gangulphus began to ponder his own chances of making a similarly hasty retreat from the
shepherding life when from behind came an ominous, loud and rasping shout of “You! Peasant! Get
those bleedin’ sheep shifted sharpish!”
One can only hope that the young misguided poet gives up the rhyming couplets and sticks to shepherding for his flock's sake...
ReplyDeleteAnd will the convoy make it to Fort Pippin, or will there be a dastardly Gelderland ruse de guerre?
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